Friday, 13 January 2012
Dear Soulmates (aka my slip on vans),
I'm afraid I have found someone else. I waited for you for a long tome, but you never appeared. I searched high and low and yet you would not be found. I called out for you, and you did not answer.
So I have run away with your cousin, the tie up white vans. We're not necessarily soulmates, but we have a lot in common. We like the same music, have pretty much the same style. So though I hope you'll come back to me one day, I'm taking your cousins to Brazil with me. And who knows, we might just fall in love.
My deepest regrets,